Welcome to the USS Chuck Norris!

Star Trek RPG PBeM (Role Play by E-mail) / Star Trek Play by Post / Star Trek Creative Writing

Welcome to the most awesome ship Star Fleet has ever known, the USS Chuck Norris! If you think you have what it takes to serve aboard the mighty Chuck Norris, join today. Otherwise, go back home to mommy.

For more information about the USS Chuck Norris and our open style of role playing/creative writing, click on the about tab above. There you'll find our official guidelines and a few recommendations regarding participation in the sim. As you'll see, we're not your average play by post game. If you would like to give it a shot with us, click join on the side menu, and we'll see you onboard!

The USS Chuck Norris is a proud member of Independence Fleet.




USS Chuck Norris facts:

* The USS Chuck Norris is Star Fleet's only ship named after a living person.
* The USS Chuck Norris is the only starship that has a roundhouse kick in its weapons arsenal.
* The USS Chuck Norris doesn't carry photon torpedoes. Opening hailing frequencies usually does the trick.
* Captain Picard was offered command of the USS Chuck Norris, but turned it down because he wanted to seek out new life, not kill it.
* Captain Kirk was offered command of the USS Chuck Norris, but turned it down because Chuck Norris told him to.
* Captain Archer wasn't offered command of the USS Chuck Norris. He was too young.
* The USS Chuck Norris broke the starship speed record. Its warp engines were installed the next day.
* The USS Chuck Norris rarely engages its engines. Its transporter range is the entire universe.
* Q once tried to appear on the bridge of the USS Chuck Norris. He's still in the brig.
* The USS Chuck Norris has never raised its shields. No one would dare fire on the Chuck Norris.
* The Borg once tried to assimilate the USS Chuck Norris. Their collective consciousness now belongs to Chuck Norris.
* The USS Chuck Norris doesn't have a life support system. It doesn't need a crew.
* The USS Chuck Norris doesn't have a subspace communications system. Its iPhone (version 1) still seems to be working fine.
* The USS Chuck Norris launched on Monday. The Q continuum surrendered to the Federation on Tuesday.
* The USS Chuck Norris doesn't use phasers. Its roundhouse kick is much more effective, and instantly deadly.

In case you're wondering, those facts are just for fun and have no bearing on the story or the game. :)

Latest News

» Milestone!

Posted on Thu Oct 23rd, 2014 @ 8:22pm by Captain Shane Youngblood in General News

Guess who just celebrated their two year anniversary with us? Lt. Railey Nelson! CONGRATS! :D


» I'm back!

Posted on Thu Oct 23rd, 2014 @ 8:21pm by Captain Shane Youngblood in General News

Guess who's back!
<_<

No, it's not Captain Sprague..... it's only me..... but I have returned from my vacation and will be getting back caught up tomorrow night and get a post sent out. Thanks all!


» LOA

Posted on Tue Oct 14th, 2014 @ 10:43pm by Captain Shane Youngblood in General News

Team, I will be temporarily on LOA due to vacation. Sorry I didn't get a chance to post again before I left, but I got snowballed at work. See you next week.


» Lt P'Trell

Posted on Wed Oct 8th, 2014 @ 2:18pm by Captain Shane Youngblood in General News

Please cease any and all writing with Lt. P'Trell's character in it. She is no longer a part of our game and doesn't wish for her character to be used. We will say that she left the ship before we left SB10. I will amend my post from last night here shortly.


» New Mission

Posted on Thu Oct 2nd, 2014 @ 6:23am by Captain Shane Youngblood in General News

I need to delay the new mission for atleast one more day. I apologize for the delay.