Welcome to the USS Chuck Norris!

Star Trek RPG PBeM (Role Play by E-mail) / Star Trek Play by Post / Star Trek Creative Writing

Welcome to the most awesome ship Star Fleet has ever known, the USS Chuck Norris! If you think you have what it takes to serve aboard the mighty Chuck Norris, join today. Otherwise, go back home to mommy.

For more information about the USS Chuck Norris and our open style of role playing/creative writing, click on the about tab above. There you'll find our official guidelines and a few recommendations regarding participation in the sim. As you'll see, we're not your average play by post game. If you would like to give it a shot with us, click join on the side menu, and we'll see you onboard!

The USS Chuck Norris is a proud member of Independence Fleet.

USS Chuck Norris facts:

* The USS Chuck Norris is Star Fleet's only ship named after a living person.
* The USS Chuck Norris is the only starship that has a roundhouse kick in its weapons arsenal.
* The USS Chuck Norris doesn't carry photon torpedoes. Opening hailing frequencies usually does the trick.
* Captain Picard was offered command of the USS Chuck Norris, but turned it down because he wanted to seek out new life, not kill it.
* Captain Kirk was offered command of the USS Chuck Norris, but turned it down because Chuck Norris told him to.
* Captain Archer wasn't offered command of the USS Chuck Norris. He was too young.
* The USS Chuck Norris broke the starship speed record. Its warp engines were installed the next day.
* The USS Chuck Norris rarely engages its engines. Its transporter range is the entire universe.
* Q once tried to appear on the bridge of the USS Chuck Norris. He's still in the brig.
* The USS Chuck Norris has never raised its shields. No one would dare fire on the Chuck Norris.
* The Borg once tried to assimilate the USS Chuck Norris. Their collective consciousness now belongs to Chuck Norris.
* The USS Chuck Norris doesn't have a life support system. It doesn't need a crew.
* The USS Chuck Norris doesn't have a subspace communications system. Its iPhone (version 1) still seems to be working fine.
* The USS Chuck Norris launched on Monday. The Q continuum surrendered to the Federation on Tuesday.
* The USS Chuck Norris doesn't use phasers. Its roundhouse kick is much more effective, and instantly deadly.

In case you're wondering, those facts are just for fun and have no bearing on the story or the game. :)

Latest News

» Story

Posted on Fri Jan 23rd, 2015 @ 2:49pm by Fleet Captain Shane Youngblood in General News

Morning All,

I'd like to update you since the story has been at a standstill. On the 4th, I ended our previous mission Test Flight. A couple days later I started working on the Genesis for our new mission. During that time, on the 8th, Lt. Ross wrote a post that for lack of better terms did not make any sense or fit what had just happened in our previous post. Not wanting to violate Ross' efforts, I reached out to an Admiral for advice. They suggested I contact Ross in an effort to get the post altered at the author's own hand to atleast bring it back into the fold. I contacted Ross through PM relaying this information, hoping to not have to go any further. Sadly, as of yet, I have received no contact back. In an effort to get us back on track and playing again, as Commanding Officer, I have no choice but to omit "Well Said" (Posted by Lieutenant JG Erika Ross on THU Jan 8,2015 @ 2:02pm EST) from the record.

Story will resume with the Genesis post of our next mission later today.

I'm very sorry for the troubles, please continue to bear with me until I can get us rolling again.

Thank you for your time,
Captain Shane Youngblood

» Holidays and New Year

Posted on Sun Jan 4th, 2015 @ 9:35pm by Fleet Captain Shane Youngblood in General News


First off, Merry Christmas (for those who celebrate) and Happy New Year!

Secondly, here in a short bit I am going to wrap up this mission..... Big things are going to happen this year. While this mission will be ending, but it's effects will last for along time....

Thirdly, Congrats to Dex Hellion for being on board for three years! You old man......



» Updated user profile

Posted on Fri Dec 5th, 2014 @ 1:23pm by Staff Warrant Officer Dex Hellion in Out of Character

Also, I updated my personal user info to include a bit more about me. I encourage everyone to do so as well, just so everyone can get to know each other just a tad more. If you log in and go to your character page, there will be a tab saying view user info. Here you can include your name, birthday, hobbies, timezone and whatnot.

Anyway happy posting!

» New pics

Posted on Thu Dec 4th, 2014 @ 7:46am by Staff Warrant Officer Dex Hellion in Out of Character

Hey everyone, I uploaded two or three new pics for my character on my bio page. Check em out! And if anyone wants a totally amateur and shoddy picture like this for your character, let me know and I'll make you some in the same crummy style! :)


» Monthly Awards - November

Posted on Wed Dec 3rd, 2014 @ 2:01am by Fleet Captain Shane Youngblood in General News

Words From The CO:
Slow month as we approach the end of 2014. Let's keep pushing forward and end the year strong..... we've got a very important set of missions coming up soon......

Genesis Post: None

Best Post: Risky Business, Warrant Officer Dex Hellion
One of the Hellcat's best posts ever, in my opinion. It kind of has it all really. Humor, Action, really really descriptive enviroments. I felt a little sick myself when he was describing the Cargo Bay.

Funniest Post: Mr. Universe, Warrant Officer Dex Hellion
Another great post, this one focusing more on the humor. Disguised as Ferengi, Winters and Hellion are sent to a planet surface to meet up with an informant. Before leaving, Hellion tries to "strut his lobes" with our new Bajoran mission advisor. On the planet, they have to explain why Hellion is much more muscular than other Ferengi he has met before. The second half of the post gets abit serious, but the first half is genuinely hilarious.

Most Valuable Player: Commander Feyd Relor
Relor has been a driving force for the past few months on the ship and this month he continued to do the same. During a part of the month where it seemed like the ship was completely stalled, Relor came out and posted back to back posts over a couple days to try to get things jumpstarted again. It worked. We went from only having a couple posts from the CO to having multiple more posts by the end of the month! Great work, Commander!

Most Improved Player: Warrant Officer Dex Hellion
The man, the myth, the legend..... Hellion came out swinging late in the month and scored a couple home run posts. Taking home both Best Post and Funniest Posts this month. Great month for the Hellcat! Keep it up!

Rookie(s) of the Month: No Rookies

Most Posts: Hellion 5 (3 Mission Posts, 2 Personal Logs)
Youngblood: 4
Winters: 1
Sunfeather: 0
Relor: 3
Nelson: 1
O'Mally: 0
Ross: 0
Hellion: 5

Warrant Officer Dex Hellion is hereby promoted to Staff Warrant Officer.
The promotion will take place in story after the completion of our current mission.