Welcome to the USS Chuck Norris!

Star Trek RPG PBeM (Role Play by E-mail) / Star Trek Play by Post / Star Trek Creative Writing

Welcome to the most awesome ship Star Fleet has ever known, the USS Chuck Norris! If you think you have what it takes to serve aboard the mighty Chuck Norris, join today. Otherwise, go back home to mommy.

For more information about the USS Chuck Norris and our open style of role playing/creative writing, click on the about tab above. There you'll find our official guidelines and a few recommendations regarding participation in the sim. As you'll see, we're not your average play by post game. If you would like to give it a shot with us, click join on the side menu, and we'll see you onboard!

The USS Chuck Norris is a proud member of Independence Fleet.

USS Chuck Norris facts:

* The USS Chuck Norris is Star Fleet's only ship named after a living person.
* The USS Chuck Norris is the only starship that has a roundhouse kick in its weapons arsenal.
* The USS Chuck Norris doesn't carry photon torpedoes. Opening hailing frequencies usually does the trick.
* Captain Picard was offered command of the USS Chuck Norris, but turned it down because he wanted to seek out new life, not kill it.
* Captain Kirk was offered command of the USS Chuck Norris, but turned it down because Chuck Norris told him to.
* Captain Archer wasn't offered command of the USS Chuck Norris. He was too young.
* The USS Chuck Norris broke the starship speed record. Its warp engines were installed the next day.
* The USS Chuck Norris rarely engages its engines. Its transporter range is the entire universe.
* Q once tried to appear on the bridge of the USS Chuck Norris. He's still in the brig.
* The USS Chuck Norris has never raised its shields. No one would dare fire on the Chuck Norris.
* The Borg once tried to assimilate the USS Chuck Norris. Their collective consciousness now belongs to Chuck Norris.
* The USS Chuck Norris doesn't have a life support system. It doesn't need a crew.
* The USS Chuck Norris doesn't have a subspace communications system. Its iPhone (version 1) still seems to be working fine.
* The USS Chuck Norris launched on Monday. The Q continuum surrendered to the Federation on Tuesday.
* The USS Chuck Norris doesn't use phasers. Its roundhouse kick is much more effective, and instantly deadly.

In case you're wondering, those facts are just for fun and have no bearing on the story or the game. :)

Latest News

» Star Trek's 50th Anniversary: Your Favorite Trek

Posted on Sun Oct 2nd, 2016 @ 3:27am by Lieutenant Brooks Balrog in General News

Anyone remember the "My Favorite Trek" section we used to do in the IDF newsletter years ago? Well, we put something similar together for Star Trek's 50th Anniversary last month:


Some very interesting responses!


» New XO

Posted on Fri Jun 24th, 2016 @ 7:57pm by Commander Ezela Jop in Out of Character

Hey everyone my name is Jack and I am portraying your new XO for the Chuckie, or the Norris, or the Nor, or the Chuckanor hehehe... I like to make up names. A little bit about me,

I live in Ottawa and work in a call center, I have been simming for quite some time, I started on the USS Dragon oh so many years ago as the Chief Medical officer and worked my way up in the field. I have played various characters in various fleets, filling many a role in an active fleet ranging from Task Force commander to Commander in Chief.

It has been quite the journey for me, and I look forward to posting with the lot of you. If you want to Joint Post I will totally be down for it, can't wait to celebrate the success of the CN with you guys.

-Jack aka CDR Eop

» The Legend will live on...

Posted on Tue Jun 21st, 2016 @ 3:33am by Captain Shane Youngblood in General News

Hey all,

So, long time absence, sorry about that, yadda yadda yadda, you don't care about my excuses. So, long story short, we are going to get back up and running here, but we are going to ditch the idea of changing ships and go back to just using the USS Chuck Norris. So, give me a little time here to do some maintenance on things, get ducks in a row and I will make the transition story wise here very soon.

» Winning

Posted on Mon May 30th, 2016 @ 4:48am by Staff Warrant Officer Dex Hellion in General News

Hey guys, also, just remember... in 2014 we were Sim Cup Winners! That was merely two years ago. We should be winning every year! Take a look and reminisce below :)



» fond fare well

Posted on Thu May 19th, 2016 @ 2:13am by Commander John Sunfeather (Deceased) in Out of Character

thank you for the great run, had a blast, but its time to move on