Welcome to the USS Chuck Norris!

Star Trek RPG PBeM (Role Play by E-mail) / Star Trek Play by Post / Star Trek Creative Writing

Welcome to the most awesome ship Star Fleet has ever known, the USS Chuck Norris! If you think you have what it takes to serve aboard the mighty Chuck Norris, join today. Otherwise, go back home to mommy.

For more information about the USS Chuck Norris and our open style of role playing/creative writing, click on the about tab above. There you'll find our official guidelines and a few recommendations regarding participation in the sim. As you'll see, we're not your average play by post game. If you would like to give it a shot with us, click join on the side menu, and we'll see you onboard!

The USS Chuck Norris is a proud member of Independence Fleet.

USS Chuck Norris facts:

* The USS Chuck Norris is Star Fleet's only ship named after a living person.
* The USS Chuck Norris is the only starship that has a roundhouse kick in its weapons arsenal.
* The USS Chuck Norris doesn't carry photon torpedoes. Opening hailing frequencies usually does the trick.
* Captain Picard was offered command of the USS Chuck Norris, but turned it down because he wanted to seek out new life, not kill it.
* Captain Kirk was offered command of the USS Chuck Norris, but turned it down because Chuck Norris told him to.
* Captain Archer wasn't offered command of the USS Chuck Norris. He was too young.
* The USS Chuck Norris broke the starship speed record. Its warp engines were installed the next day.
* The USS Chuck Norris rarely engages its engines. Its transporter range is the entire universe.
* Q once tried to appear on the bridge of the USS Chuck Norris. He's still in the brig.
* The USS Chuck Norris has never raised its shields. No one would dare fire on the Chuck Norris.
* The Borg once tried to assimilate the USS Chuck Norris. Their collective consciousness now belongs to Chuck Norris.
* The USS Chuck Norris doesn't have a life support system. It doesn't need a crew.
* The USS Chuck Norris doesn't have a subspace communications system. Its iPhone (version 1) still seems to be working fine.
* The USS Chuck Norris launched on Monday. The Q continuum surrendered to the Federation on Tuesday.
* The USS Chuck Norris doesn't use phasers. Its roundhouse kick is much more effective, and instantly deadly.

In case you're wondering, those facts are just for fun and have no bearing on the story or the game. :)

Latest News

» Updated Rules and Regulations within IDF

Posted on Tue May 12th, 2015 @ 12:19am by Fleet Captain Shane Youngblood in General News

Hey all,
Here are the updated rules per the brass....


Please read and make sure we are following them.


» Apologies

Posted on Fri Mar 13th, 2015 @ 6:23am by Fleet Captain Shane Youngblood in General News

Hey all,
I apologize for my lack of activity lately. I've been preoccupied with a few other things in real life. I will get caught up and get us moving again tomorrow night.

» R.I.P Spock

Posted on Fri Feb 27th, 2015 @ 7:10pm by Commander Feyd Relor in General News

Rest in Peace, Spock. You'll be missed.

» Anniversary!

Posted on Tue Feb 17th, 2015 @ 5:42pm by Fleet Captain Shane Youngblood in General News

Happy One Year Anniversary to our one and only Commander John Sunfeather!!!!
Thanks for everything you do and we are honored to have you as part of our family!

Capt. Youngblood

» Story

Posted on Fri Jan 23rd, 2015 @ 2:49pm by Fleet Captain Shane Youngblood in General News

Morning All,

I'd like to update you since the story has been at a standstill. On the 4th, I ended our previous mission Test Flight. A couple days later I started working on the Genesis for our new mission. During that time, on the 8th, Lt. Ross wrote a post that for lack of better terms did not make any sense or fit what had just happened in our previous post. Not wanting to violate Ross' efforts, I reached out to an Admiral for advice. They suggested I contact Ross in an effort to get the post altered at the author's own hand to atleast bring it back into the fold. I contacted Ross through PM relaying this information, hoping to not have to go any further. Sadly, as of yet, I have received no contact back. In an effort to get us back on track and playing again, as Commanding Officer, I have no choice but to omit "Well Said" (Posted by Lieutenant JG Erika Ross on THU Jan 8,2015 @ 2:02pm EST) from the record.

Story will resume with the Genesis post of our next mission later today.

I'm very sorry for the troubles, please continue to bear with me until I can get us rolling again.

Thank you for your time,
Captain Shane Youngblood