Welcome to the USS Chuck Norris!

Star Trek RPG PBeM (Role Play by E-mail) / Star Trek Play by Post / Star Trek Creative Writing

Welcome to the most awesome ship Star Fleet has ever known, the USS Chuck Norris! If you think you have what it takes to serve aboard the mighty Chuck Norris, join today. Otherwise, go back home to mommy.

For more information about the USS Chuck Norris and our open style of role playing/creative writing, click on the about tab above. There you'll find our official guidelines and a few recommendations regarding participation in the sim. As you'll see, we're not your average play by post game. If you would like to give it a shot with us, click join on the side menu, and we'll see you onboard!

The USS Chuck Norris is a proud member of Independence Fleet.

USS Chuck Norris facts:

* The USS Chuck Norris is Star Fleet's only ship named after a living person.
* The USS Chuck Norris is the only starship that has a roundhouse kick in its weapons arsenal.
* The USS Chuck Norris doesn't carry photon torpedoes. Opening hailing frequencies usually does the trick.
* Captain Picard was offered command of the USS Chuck Norris, but turned it down because he wanted to seek out new life, not kill it.
* Captain Kirk was offered command of the USS Chuck Norris, but turned it down because Chuck Norris told him to.
* Captain Archer wasn't offered command of the USS Chuck Norris. He was too young.
* The USS Chuck Norris broke the starship speed record. Its warp engines were installed the next day.
* The USS Chuck Norris rarely engages its engines. Its transporter range is the entire universe.
* Q once tried to appear on the bridge of the USS Chuck Norris. He's still in the brig.
* The USS Chuck Norris has never raised its shields. No one would dare fire on the Chuck Norris.
* The Borg once tried to assimilate the USS Chuck Norris. Their collective consciousness now belongs to Chuck Norris.
* The USS Chuck Norris doesn't have a life support system. It doesn't need a crew.
* The USS Chuck Norris doesn't have a subspace communications system. Its iPhone (version 1) still seems to be working fine.
* The USS Chuck Norris launched on Monday. The Q continuum surrendered to the Federation on Tuesday.
* The USS Chuck Norris doesn't use phasers. Its roundhouse kick is much more effective, and instantly deadly.

In case you're wondering, those facts are just for fun and have no bearing on the story or the game. :)

Latest News

» Storyline

Posted on Sun Sep 28th, 2014 @ 10:56pm by Commander Feyd Relor in Out of Character

Sorry lieutenant. I started a mini story arc to bridge the gap to the next mission. I was thinking we'd get Sunfeather back and then go after the masterminds of the Ratan incident from the last mission.

Can't speak for everyone else, but that's what the commander and I are working on.

When it's done we'll return to sb10 and figure out what's next.


Posted on Sat Sep 27th, 2014 @ 5:26am by Captain Shane Youngblood in General News

I'm about eight hours late, but congrats on being part of our family for two years, Commander Feyd Relor!

» Starbase Prime

Posted on Mon Sep 22nd, 2014 @ 7:32pm by Commander Feyd Relor in General News

Hi all,

I started a character on Starbase Prime (Kevat Shan) to help fill in some of the downtime on this simm while we get people back into posting. While browsing the site, it looks like there is a request dock button and a docked simms button.

Do we ever 'dock' at SB prime? If not, why not? Might be fun to time it for when another simm is docking. We did a similar thing in my old fleet and it was pretty fun.


» new crewmember

Posted on Mon Sep 22nd, 2014 @ 2:37am by Captain Shane Youngblood in General News

Everyone please join me in welcoming our new Chief of Tactical and Security, Lieutenant Talla P'Trell. She is an Andorian, and her bio can be found on the roster page. She will be inserted into the story with her first post shortly. Welcome aboard!

» olie olie oxen frei

Posted on Sun Sep 21st, 2014 @ 5:53pm by Commander John Sunfeather in Out of Character

ok guys, there has got to be someone else out there besides me and Relor!

You know, I don't mind writing the whole story myself, I could always just sit down and write up a complete post that takes this current story line to its conclusion without input from anyone else, but wheres the fun in that?????

I much prefer to feed off of what other people are writing since that tends to push the story in unexpected directions.

there's what? 6, 8 of us? the silence from the staff is deafening!!!

I know I was silent for a few weeks, but thats cuzz I was moving 1200 miles and was effectively homeless for 3 weeks.

whats your excuse????