Welcome to the USS Chuck Norris!

Star Trek RPG PBeM (Role Play by E-mail) / Star Trek Play by Post / Star Trek Creative Writing

Welcome to the most awesome ship Star Fleet has ever known, the USS Chuck Norris! If you think you have what it takes to serve aboard the mighty Chuck Norris, join today. Otherwise, go back home to mommy.

For more information about the USS Chuck Norris and our open style of role playing/creative writing, click on the about tab above. There you'll find our official guidelines and a few recommendations regarding participation in the sim. As you'll see, we're not your average play by post game. If you would like to give it a shot with us, click join on the side menu, and we'll see you onboard!

The USS Chuck Norris is a proud member of Independence Fleet.




USS Chuck Norris facts:

* The USS Chuck Norris is Star Fleet's only ship named after a living person.
* The USS Chuck Norris is the only starship that has a roundhouse kick in its weapons arsenal.
* The USS Chuck Norris doesn't carry photon torpedoes. Opening hailing frequencies usually does the trick.
* Captain Picard was offered command of the USS Chuck Norris, but turned it down because he wanted to seek out new life, not kill it.
* Captain Kirk was offered command of the USS Chuck Norris, but turned it down because Chuck Norris told him to.
* Captain Archer wasn't offered command of the USS Chuck Norris. He was too young.
* The USS Chuck Norris broke the starship speed record. Its warp engines were installed the next day.
* The USS Chuck Norris rarely engages its engines. Its transporter range is the entire universe.
* Q once tried to appear on the bridge of the USS Chuck Norris. He's still in the brig.
* The USS Chuck Norris has never raised its shields. No one would dare fire on the Chuck Norris.
* The Borg once tried to assimilate the USS Chuck Norris. Their collective consciousness now belongs to Chuck Norris.
* The USS Chuck Norris doesn't have a life support system. It doesn't need a crew.
* The USS Chuck Norris doesn't have a subspace communications system. Its iPhone (version 1) still seems to be working fine.
* The USS Chuck Norris launched on Monday. The Q continuum surrendered to the Federation on Tuesday.
* The USS Chuck Norris doesn't use phasers. Its roundhouse kick is much more effective, and instantly deadly.

In case you're wondering, those facts are just for fun and have no bearing on the story or the game. :)

Latest News

» is tissi dead???

Posted on Mon Apr 18th, 2016 @ 8:50am by Commander John Sunfeather (Deceased) in General News


» Interview with Bravo Fleet co-founder Mike Bremer

Posted on Thu Apr 7th, 2016 @ 11:56am by Lieutenant Brooks Balrog in General News

Hello crew! Check out the interview I recently did with Bravo Fleet co-founder Mike Bremer:

http://www.ongoingworlds.com/blog/2016/03/interview-with-mike-bremer/

Balrog


» where is everyone??????

Posted on Mon Mar 7th, 2016 @ 3:33pm by Commander John Sunfeather (Deceased) in Out of Character

Even our captain is awol


» New Blog Post

Posted on Mon Feb 29th, 2016 @ 1:00pm by Lieutenant Brooks Balrog in General News

I just published a new blog post at Ongoing Worlds. What do you guys think?

How will the Simming & Online Role Playing Universe End?
http://www.ongoingworlds.com/blog/2016/02/how-will-the-simming-online-role-playing-universe-end/

Happy leap day!

Balrog


» NEW CREWMEMBER!

Posted on Wed Dec 30th, 2015 @ 5:29am by Captain Shane Youngblood in General News

Peeps, please welcome Commander Brooks Balrog, the New Chief Operations Officer. I won't spoil much, but I will tell the player is someone from the Chuck Norris' past.... ;)

Welcome!

Let's assume he came aboard sometime very recent and hasn't quite made an impact on our lives just yet :)