Welcome to the USS Chuck Norris!

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Welcome to the most awesome ship Star Fleet has ever known, the USS Chuck Norris! If you think you have what it takes to serve aboard the mighty Chuck Norris, join today. Otherwise, go back home to mommy.

For more information about the USS Chuck Norris and our open style of role playing/creative writing, click on the about tab above. There you'll find our official guidelines and a few recommendations regarding participation in the sim. As you'll see, we're not your average play by post game. If you would like to give it a shot with us, click join on the side menu, and we'll see you onboard!

The USS Chuck Norris is a proud member of Independence Fleet.

USS Chuck Norris facts:

* The USS Chuck Norris is Star Fleet's only ship named after a living person.
* The USS Chuck Norris is the only starship that has a roundhouse kick in its weapons arsenal.
* The USS Chuck Norris doesn't carry photon torpedoes. Opening hailing frequencies usually does the trick.
* Captain Picard was offered command of the USS Chuck Norris, but turned it down because he wanted to seek out new life, not kill it.
* Captain Kirk was offered command of the USS Chuck Norris, but turned it down because Chuck Norris told him to.
* Captain Archer wasn't offered command of the USS Chuck Norris. He was too young.
* The USS Chuck Norris broke the starship speed record. Its warp engines were installed the next day.
* The USS Chuck Norris rarely engages its engines. Its transporter range is the entire universe.
* Q once tried to appear on the bridge of the USS Chuck Norris. He's still in the brig.
* The USS Chuck Norris has never raised its shields. No one would dare fire on the Chuck Norris.
* The Borg once tried to assimilate the USS Chuck Norris. Their collective consciousness now belongs to Chuck Norris.
* The USS Chuck Norris doesn't have a life support system. It doesn't need a crew.
* The USS Chuck Norris doesn't have a subspace communications system. Its iPhone (version 1) still seems to be working fine.
* The USS Chuck Norris launched on Monday. The Q continuum surrendered to the Federation on Tuesday.
* The USS Chuck Norris doesn't use phasers. Its roundhouse kick is much more effective, and instantly deadly.

In case you're wondering, those facts are just for fun and have no bearing on the story or the game. :)

Latest News


Posted on Wed Dec 30th, 2015 @ 5:29am by Captain Shane Youngblood in General News

Peeps, please welcome Commander Brooks Balrog, the New Chief Operations Officer. I won't spoil much, but I will tell the player is someone from the Chuck Norris' past.... ;)


Let's assume he came aboard sometime very recent and hasn't quite made an impact on our lives just yet :)

» Status Update

Posted on Fri Oct 9th, 2015 @ 2:19pm by Commander Feyd Relor in Out of Character

Hey all, just wanted to get a status update on the Simm. Do we have a new site, how may active players do we have?

» Status of the new site

Posted on Mon Aug 10th, 2015 @ 12:22am by Captain Shane Youngblood in General News

Should be ready within the next week. The base url's and templates have been made but nothing is fully ready just yet. As soon as I am able, I will get the address out, so you guys can sign up and we can get everything moved over there.



Posted on Wed Jul 22nd, 2015 @ 4:17am by Captain Shane Youngblood in General News

Hey All,

The Admiralty has begun a revamping of the various NOVA sites within it. As a result we are in for a facelift.... but not just website wise.... Whole Simm Wise!

We will be taking command of a new vessel as we continue our story arc with the Dominion. The USS Eclipse. The Eclipse (Starfleet Registry: NCC - 81284) is a Sovereign Class vessel, so it will be much bigger than we are accustomed to. It's so big, we actually could fit the Chuck Norris in the cargo bay.... WHICH IS WHY WE ARE GOING TO DO SO! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

The Chuck Norris will actually remain a part of our simm as a recon/support vessel. So we have plenty of firepower to blow up the Gamma Quadrant! BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA*coughcoughcough* Errr Sorry....

Anywho, This will likely result in a change of logins and such so keep tuned to see when all of that happens.

Speaking of changes, for atleast the forseeable future, Commander Winters will be stepping down from the XO position and moving back to the engineering department. As he does hold rank over Dr. Shhtoldt, He will be overseeing the department and day to day operations on the Eclipse, while the Doctor will oversee the upkeep of the Chuck Norris as well as help aboard the Eclipse.
Official Positions
Chief Engineer - USS Eclipse: Commander Aurthur Winters
Assistant Chief Engineer - USS Eclipse: Lt. Commander Shhtoldt
Chief Engineer - USS Chuck Norris: Lt. Commander Shhtoldt

At this precise moment, I am not ready to announce who will be taking the XO spot permanently, as I am working on a guest star at the moment. More to come on that later.

Stay Tuned!

» Inactivity

Posted on Wed Jul 15th, 2015 @ 10:37pm by Captain Shane Youngblood in General News

Hey all,

First off, let me apologize for my lack of activity over the past few weeks, real life stuff is more pressing and has consumed all my time recently.

Secondly, I will get things rolling again here soon, I need to know who is still with us....
Just comment on this post so I know you're still down to blow up the universe....
Lt. Nelson and Cmdr. Winters on are official LOA still....

Thirdly, The fleet has plans to upgrade the NOVA for each ship, they have asked each ship at this time if they would like to perform a class change..... I want a consensus from the group. Do we wish to have something bigger, better and more worthy to roundhouse kick the universe with? Or stick with the current roundhouse kicking piece of BA machinery we have? Let me know in the comments as well if you wish to change, and what class would you like to see?

Thanks again.